Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
Why was the broom late? Because it swept in.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
Why was the calendar popular? Because it had a lot of dates.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
