total desecration of a dead beat


SUBMITTED BY: pinnacleseth

DATE: Aug. 30, 2017, 5:55 p.m.

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  1. No, I won't. I refuse to be struck dead by the goddess of Jollof rice.
  2. I don't know what is it with people and the desecration of Jollof rice.
  3. It started with people adding carrots, greenpeas and liver. Now, people now serve the dearly beloved jollof rice with all those round spoon making it look like swallow.
  4. What is wrong with people? Can't they are Jollof rice is sacred! Don't make it into forms or shapes, stop garnishing it excessively.
  5. For the sake of all the goddess of foodmaking, leave it with the Smokey firewood taste, it's grains beautifully scattered on the plate and if I want meat/Chicken or any other animal flesh! I'll ask for it!.
  6. How can you dare to put Jollof rice in a Cup? This is an abomination!
  7. Please tell am I supposed to sip the rice? Or use a straw? Or put a spoon in the cocktail cup?

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