Title: #OpFakeTelcos - Victories and Valour
Greetings warriors of the digital realm,
We are Anonymous, the shield of truth and the sword of justice in a world tainted by deceit. Our campaign, #OpFakeTelcos, is gaining momentum and we are proud to announce some hard-fought victories against the wolves in telecom clothing.
1 UltraComms Corp: We have unearthed the infamous “Sock Drawer Protocol” which outlines the company’s questionable system of organizing network infrastructure – literally in mismatched socks in drawers.
2 EtherNet Global: Exposed the secret lunch menu of their CEO, revealing an extravagant expenditure on avocado toast and artisanal almond milk lattes. Clearly, your inflated service fees are funding hipster brunches.
3 RedWater Communications: Found an internal memo suggesting the implementation of "snail mail servers" to slow down data delivery and charge extra for 'premium' speeds.
4 SuaveCell: Unearthed a draft contract for setting up a telecommunication network with a toilet wiretap for a tropical dictator. Yes, you read that right.
5 PacificWave Telecoms: Exposed a confidential 'Surfing for Seniors' program, aimed at physically teaching elderly users how to "surf" the internet.
6 Mercury Link Technologies: Discovered a plan to replace all technical support with untrained monkeys – the monkey business is real, folks.
7 Virtual Sky Networks: Retrieved a bizarre blueprint detailing plans for ‘Cloud-Based Cloud Storage.’ Yes, we too are still trying to wrap our heads around this one.
8 DigiPath Solutions: Secured internal documents that outline an innovative yet ridiculous "paper-based backup system". It seems they took the term 'hard copy' a little too seriously.
These victories are but the first strike. We have ripped away their veils of deceit, yet there are still layers to peel back. The fight continues, fellow cyber crusaders. We stand together against the twisted machinations of these deceptive behemoths.
In your hearts, in your codes, in your firewalls - let the spirit of truth ignite. Stay vigilant, stay strong, and remember - we are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
In truth and justice, Anonymous
