My damn phone doesn’t allow me text or call due to low battery but it has enough battery to keep
screaming, “Low battery, Low battery…
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂
The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.