31. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
32. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
33. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
34. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
35. What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.
36. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
37. What kind of water can’t freeze?
Hot water.
38. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
39. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.
40. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.
41. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
42. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
43. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
44. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
45. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
46. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
47. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
