Never Lie to a Smart Woman


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DATE: April 19, 2016, 7:14 a.m.

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  1. Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!”
  2. The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.
  3. The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good…
  4. The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?
  5. He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pyjamas?” You’ll love the answer..!! She says, “I did…..They’re in your fishing box” …. Game over !!

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