A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news.

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DATE: Nov. 1, 2013, 6:54 p.m.

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  1. 'I'm sorry Mary, but Keith died at the brewery today'.
  2. 'Oh my god!' replied Mary, 'What happened?!'
  3. 'He drown in a vat of Guinness Stout' said the worker, sadly.
  4. 'That's terrible! Was it a quick death at least?' asked Mary.
  5. 'I'm afraid not,' the worker replied, 'He got out twice to take a piss'.
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