Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .


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DATE: Feb. 13, 2016, 11:03 p.m.

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  1. and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
  2. The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
  3. She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
  4. The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
  5. The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
  6. She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
  7. On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
  8. The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."

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