Today's Jokes


SUBMITTED BY: Salman2425

DATE: Jan. 13, 2016, 10:06 a.m.

UPDATED: Jan. 13, 2016, 10:16 a.m.

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  1. Today's Jokes:
  2. 1.A man was walking off the footpath on the road he slipped from the road and got injured.
  3. Why are you asking me I don't know why he slipped.......
  4. 2.A mother said to her kid,"Always let your dad's name shining in your life." The kid instantly ran and brought a chair and a paper(on which his dad name was written).
  5. He stoood on the chair and pasted the paper on a light bulb and turned it on.
  6. Then he ran to his mom and said,"Look Mom! My dad's name is shining."
  7. 3.A girlfriend feeling angry gave a biscuit to his boyfriend.
  8. Boyfriend: This biscuits looks suspicious.
  9. Girlfriend: Its OREO. You dumb.

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