5 more Train jokes (Kid Friendly)

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DATE: Nov. 3, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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  1. 1: I was considering becoming a railway conductor or engineer, but I got put off by all the training.
  3. 2: Reading between the lines can be extremely dangerous, particularly if you are at a train station.
  5. 3: I handed in my notice today and left my job as a newspaper reporter. I obviously took the ex-press train back home.
  7. 4: The troll that lives under my local railway bridge really is my arch enemy.
  9. 5: I went to a railway fancy dress party at the weekend. I wasn't surprised to see every person there was wearing platforms.
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