Randomly, SF yep, cold-ass SF has a large number of nude beaches, some of which are apparently more clothing-optional than others. And since we're journalists, or something, we decided to see which were which. We visited them all, took pictu... Level of Nudity: Girls What You'll See: Though the beach is generally more clothed than not, there'll be a least a handful of people wearing Miley Cyrus wrecking ball-riding attire. Just bring a jacket or something, because this is San Francisco, after all. The Nude Part: All of it, apparently. Just don't strip down until you've gone down the crazy winding path at the end of Geary and make sure you don't go right when the path widens out, because that'll lead you to a clothing-very-necessary golf course.  Level of Nudity: Game of Thrones What You'll See: As the largest urban nude beach, this place attracts the largest crowds and almost a Burning Man-type atmosphere with artwork, drums, and frisbee. Disclaimer: if you act like a weirdo and just stare at people, you will be told to leave. Level of Nudity: The Full Monty What You'll See: Marshall Beach earns the distinctions of being a mainly gay nude beach and having one of the best views of the bridge, so if both of those are your thing, get on it. Level of Nudity: The Wolf of Wall Street What You'll See: A long-standing nude beach, this 300yd-long sandy ocean-facer is now 1 easier to access since they opened the Devil's Slide tunnel and, 2 still down for clothing-optional sunbathing, despite being taken over by the state. The Nude Part: People going commando tend to stick to the Northern part of the beach, separated from the non-naked part by a rock wall. Level of Nudity: Game of Thrones political scheming discussions What You'll See: The beach itself is huge, with 120 acres of sand along two miles of coast, dotted with several driftwood cabins which... The Nude Part: Everything North of the end of the path you take to get there is clothing optional, just make sure to check your directions, because it's not easy to get to. Level of Nudity: True Blood people still watch that?? What You'll See: This is probably the easiest nude beach to get to, it's the clothing-optional side of Muir Beach, and most people are here to sunbathe, not creep. The Nude Part: Past a line of large rocks in the sand that separates the skinny-dipping part from the clothed-dipping part. Make sure you're on the correct side!  Level of Nudity: That one Woodstock movie What You'll See: Possibly the most popular of the local nude beaches, this one has lots of frisbee games, rock climbing, and even people playing card games... The Nude Part: All of it, though just make sure you're at Red Rock and not Stinson.
