Was going to PH, was early at d airport but due to some weather ish a nice guy promised me a safe arrival. He knew someone to block and he'll take me to PH safely in his good space bus. His guyname is Osam.. at Agof..Motors. Off we headed to Jibowu and at 8:45am he took off but there was a problem. A lady passenger who was beside me right behind this driver had placed a Creamy beautiful mannequin(nwababy) in between the seats, d head was sticking out beside Osam.. at front seat. Ok na. The dirty gists started, how the nwababy smooth die, how boys pay through their nose to see totoh, how boys pay to see pinkie, very embarrassing stories. The paassengers were reeling with laughter, fits of laughte. Few frowned. God! He was driving and massaging the nwababy. At Okitipupa he already had full erection, he packed and pretended he had issues with fanbelt and ran into the bush. Some saw the hardon and were hailing him. Few minutes after he ran out and we continued. Some warned him though and insisted he uses water to wash his hands and face well.
After Effurun he started allover, girls gist and totoh, then around Emouhia he lost it patapata. He jumped down from the bus and grabbed the mannequin and ran into the bush to do the do. Jeesu!
And the roads had been barricaded because the militants were disturbing and all sorts. The queue on the high way was lonnnnnng. Close to 8pm no movement,no Osam... Few minutes later 3 passengers went for him but he was done and coming out, dirty and sweaty. Hmmm Osam...!
I was so pissed eeh, while leaning on the bus along with everybody I saw a relation. I dragged my shuttle out and changed motor kia kia.
