There was this bank I had an account with then, one of the staff used to admire me Then one day I got a call from him. He said he got my number from their system, he apologized for it said it was unethical and all. But because he was a fine guy I didn't mind.
We started talking on a daily basis, i would go to the bank and we would exchange glances. We went on a lunch date once, guy was pretty cool.
He invited me to his house said he wanted to introduce me to his family.
I felt uncomfortable that he was still living in his parents house but na Naija we dey and e dey happen a lot so I let it slide.
I got to his house and it wasn't what I expected, I had an idea of how much he earned so I expected a more Tushed place. You know that parable about 1 rich man in the Midst of 6 poor people equals 7 poor people. That was his case but I still didn't mind, guy was super fine and I wanted to date him .
He introduced me to his family as his woman me sef begin dey smile like mumu. Then he took me to his room his cousins also came to the room to welcome "iyawo". I was very new to that kind of setting but I decided to still play along.
Then they left and it was just the 2 of us.
Guy no waste time he started touching touching with all the people in the house I just couldn't flow. Then I told him I wanted to use the toilet, can't remember if I was truly pressed or I said that as an excuse to get away from his touch.
Anyway I entered the toilet I come vex.
The toilet wasn't clean, it wasn't dirty like very dirty but it wasn't properly cleaned. It had tiny shit stuck in some places. And the toilet sef no come dey flush. Kai I just vex stand dey reason, baba how many frogs person go kiss before husband go come.
So maybe next time when I visit na me dem go come send to dey clean toilets.
I just stand dey vex for the guy so he couldn't make an effort to tidy his house not just the toilet but even his room. I made effort my make up was cool, my clothes were on point I even wore new panties just in case.
As I dey toilet dey reason he called from the room that if was done I should carry one bucket and fetch water from the bathroom room to flush. For my mind you and who will do that one.
Make I cut long story short after that day I started acting too busy and cut him off. His cousins and even his colleagues called me to beg.
One time I was told he fell ill and he sent me a text that I was responsible for his ailment that he was Heart broken. I felt sorry for him but the sight of that toilet just killed whatever feeling I had for him.
And from that day he stopped being a fine guy in my eyes.
