Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
What did the spelling book say to the math book?
“I know I can count on you!”
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
They already eight!
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?
Mothematics.
How do you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
How do you make seven even?
Subtract the “S.”
Why did seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
What do you get when you multiply a New York City landmark by itself?
Times Square.
What do you call an adventurous number?
A roamin’ numeral.
How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters!
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably.
Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?
Because she would have to convert.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
A Roamin’ numeral.
What did one math book say to the other?
“Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”
What is a math teacher’s favorite snake?
A pi-thon.
