A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the
sale's man,"whats so special about the parrot ?"
Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks
the parrot, "how do i look ?"
The parrot replied "you look like a prostitute!"
The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale's man that
its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sale's man told the lady to please wait for two
minutes, so he took the parrot to the back of the
store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water
and when he pulls the parrot out, he says, "if you
disrespect out there i will soak you in water again.
Then he took the parrot back outside.
The salesman asked the lady to ask the parrot
questions again.
LADY : If i come home withone man what would u
think ?
PARROT : He's your husband.
LADY : Two men ?
PARROT : Your husband and his brother.
LADY : Three men ?
PARROT : Your husband, his brother and your
brother.
LADY : Four men ?
PARROT : Sir, please just bring the bucket of water, I
already told you she is a prostitute!
