Why did the lion spit out the clown?
(Because he tasted funny!)
What animal is bad to play games with?
(A cheetah!)
What happened when the lion ate the clown?
(He felt funny!)
Is it true that a lion won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
(That depends on how fast you carry it!)
What's the nickname for someone who put her right hand in the mouth of a lion?
(Lefty)
Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?
(He thought it was a lion!)
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
(So she wouldn't be spotted!)
When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?
(When you're a mouse!)
Is it hard to spot a leopard?
(No, they come that way!)
What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
(Big ones!)
