Best Joke of the Week

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DATE: Aug. 15, 2020, 11:33 a.m.

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  1. ******JOKE of the DAY*******
  3. ----College RULES----
  5. On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing
  6. out some of the rules:
  7. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and
  8. the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
  9. this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this
  10. rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will
  11. cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
  12. “How much for a season pass?”
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