A British man walks into a USA bar and asks for 3 pints of beer, he dose this once every month, the local bartender notices his routine and asks why he dose this? "My friends and I promised once a month, we would buy a drink for ech other, to remind us to keep in contact, we drink after we talk." Soon he starts ordering 2 pints, the bartender asks if one of his friends passed away? The man chuckles with a reply "No, I've stopped drinking."
