10 More Jokes
1. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves
2. Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades
3. Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter
4. What did the trees wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks
5. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon tree?
A sour puss
6. How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a sea saw
7. How do hurricanes see?
With one eye
8. What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
Thunderwear
9. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle
10. What do you call the seagulls that live by the Bay?
Bagels
