Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
(fsh!)
How do oysters call their friends?
(On shell phones!)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
(Because they're shellfish!)
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
(An animal that can milk itself!)
What's that gooey stuff in between a shark's teeth?
(Slow swimmers!)
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
(A mussel!)
Where do fish sleep?
(On a seabed!)
What do fish and maps have in common?
(They both have scales!)
