Laundromat: Episode II


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DATE: Sept. 9, 2016, 6:38 a.m.

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  1. Guy: Im back
  2. Laundry Lady: You cannot walk into my store wearing sliced turkey over your head.
  3. Guy: Yes I can.
  4. Laundry Lady: No you cant
  5. Guy: Are you shure?
  6. [Guy tries to bribe lady with a coathanger.]
  7. Laundry Lady: Leave the Laundromat!
  8. Guy: After you give me some peanuts!
  9. Laundry Lady: You really want those peanuts, dont you?
  10. Guy: Maybe, Maybe Not
  11. Laundy Lady: Leave!
  12. Guy: You shall not live to be older than two cycles of a halibuts unicycle, for Orville Redenbaucher, the popcorn guy, is coming for you. Hahahahaha! All hail Orville..All Hail Orville..
  13. [lady calls the SWAT Team, and the swat team spray the guy with mace untill his eyes puff up and explode, causing the Advill on the counter to topple]

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