SO I STOLE THIS LADY PURSE, NOT AS IF I WAS A KID AGAIN CUZ SHE WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN HER SHIT AGAIN, BANK AND CREDIT CARDS ALL FUCKD UP!!! LOL...BUT, I SEEN A LADY AT COSTCO, LOOKING AT MEAT WHILE HER PURSE WAS IN HER CART JUST CHILLIN! I TOLD MYSELF, LET ME SHOW HER HOW EASILY I COULD HAVE ROBBED HER, AS TO EDUCATE HER AND PREVENT HER FROM ACTUALLY BEING ROBBED IN THE FUTURE...SO, I TOOK HER SHIT! LOL...WALKED AROUND TO ANOTHER ISLE AND LEFT IT THERE. CAME BACK AROUND AND SHE STILL AINT NOTICE HER PURSE WAS GONE. SO I WAITED NEAR BY ACTN LIKE I WAS INTERESTED IN COSTCO'S LATEST FUCKN BARGAIN LOL, TIL SHE FINALLY REALIZED HER PURSE WAS GONE...AT THAT MOMENT OF HER VISIBLE DISTRAUGHT AND DISBELIEF, I REASSURED HER SHE HAD NOT ACTUALLY BEEN ROBBED, THAT I TOOK HER SHIT ONLY TO SHOW HER HOW SHE WAS SLIPPIN..SHE WAS SHOCKED TO SAY THE LEAST LOL, BUT ULTIMATELY THANKFUL FOR HER UNEXPECTED LESSON LEARNED FROM UH STREET NIGGA! LOL
