*********Old Man and his Babies**********
When you Catch your Wife Cheating.....
There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year
later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old
man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy. The old man replied,
“This old motor is still a' running.”
Next next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and
told the man that he was the father of a 8lb 5oz baby girl. The old man
replied, “This old motor is still a' running.”
The next year his wife was back in the hospital yet again, having their
third child and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was
the father of a 10lb 9oz baby boy. The old man replied again, “This old
motor is still a' running.''
And the doctor said, “Yeah but you better get your oil changed because
this one is black.”
