Paranoia guide
1. Get rid of all google on your phone. this means all gmail and the search engine and all of there other services
2. always ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS KEEP A VPN ON AT ALL FUCKING TIMES
3. use mullvad vpn or make your own. if you do malicious shit then your vpn provider will rat out your real ip
4. for the love of god never click on suspicious links
5. go to browser settings and turn off javascript
6. fuck google
7. discord is honeypot and epicgames is spyware
8. never put any of your real information in signups
9. sign up every account with a different username and password
10. save your info on an OFFLINE passsord keeping database but its best to make your own
11. always be prepared to wipe every trace of yourself online and after this is going to be when you’ve been compromised online
12. when you wipe your whole trace online prepare to live somewhere else and leave no trace of everythinf in your house
13. get in a fucking hazmat suit and alcohol wipes and spray down every single thing in your resident
14. give your neighbors 100 dollars and tell them if the cops ask for them for info on you just say youre an ordinary guy who goes to work and shit like that
15. put saran wrap on your license plate so when they take pictures it shows up blurry
16. also either take or destroy anything that holds info in your current residence
17. find a safehouse nowhere near any other place with cameras except have cameras on your own
18. chill there checking cameras and also have sensors for outdoor so when they walk through it makes a beeping noise
19. have a back door garage because whats cooler than a backdoor fucking garage
20. also always check the back because when cops find you they’ll immediatly surround you and in case of that if you want to be extra james bond and less money heist put a fuckin ladder up top and shit if your safehouse is a fucking mansion get you a helicopter and then get the fuck out of there also you might wanna be rich and have multiple safehouses everywhere with essential equipment
21. make sure you have the money for this
22. ok enough james bond and money heist and compromisation
23. youre going to want to have many connections to people of most industries like someone who can find the owners of license plates someone who works in the medical field or some shit or someone who works at a bank do that when youre tracking some dude like on that hitman story by mr nightmare type shit
24. ya feel me
25. never keep a picture of yourself in any device you own
26. i dont know if i said this already but never sign up with anything with any type of real info
27. have fake identities on standby
28. if someone calls you to a remote location no matter how close they are to you. DONT GO. its best if i dont tell you why
29. keep rfid scanners or disposable debit cards ON DECK. DONT BUY PREPAIDS. you can be tracked by them
30. never check the balance of a card you bought in a store
31. live by urself
