Yo Momma joke Part 2 (Teens Version)

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.