Fever for fewers


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DATE: July 20, 2016, 3:59 a.m.

UPDATED: July 28, 2016, 10:41 a.m.

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  1. I don't know what to tell you girls to do but I must give you some don'ts.
  2. There are three things which come to my mind which I consider excellent advice:
  3. First, girls, don't smoke—that is, don't smoke to excess. I am seventy-three and a half years old, and have been smoking seventy-three of them. But I never smoke to excess—that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
  4. Second, don't drink—that is, don't drink to excess.
  5. Third, don't marry—I mean, to excess.
  6. Honesty is the best policy. That is an old proverb; but you don't want ever to forget it in your journey through life.

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