I HATE POOPING!!! No seriously I FUCKING HATE IT! It is the MOST ANNOYING THING EVER! I know some people enjoy their time in the bathroom because they can relax and have some privacy and do whatever for a while but to me it is the most annoying, inconvenient thing I have ever had to do. I hate being in the middle of working, or watching a movie, or playing a video game, or eating dinner or even just laying down relaxing and all the sudden here comes another fucking bowel movement causing me to have to get UP and become UNCOMFORTABLE just so I can sit on a round bowl filled with water and SHIT IN IT!!! It's not that I'm lazy or anything either. It's not the getting up and GOING to the bathroom that bothers me. It's the actual act of sitting and shitting! Then after a shit, which can either be quick and easy or slow and painful, because of constipation and other stuff, I have to go and wipe 400 fucking times which is just SOOOOO GOD DAAAMNNNNNN ANNOYIIINNNGGGGGG!!!! The whole act is just SHIT! (no pun intended.... seriously....I hate poop jokes.....) It's the year 2020, man! You think they'd have invented some kind of pill or something by now that would just dissolve the poop inside of your body and make it where you can just pee it out or something but NOPE! Not even in the 21st century do we have the technology to rid ourselves of POOP or POOPING! Sigh......I long to live in a poopless world.....a true Utopia. Oh well. Excuse me now I have to finish wiping my ass because I am currently in the middle of taking a very annoying and very inconvenient SHIT!
