A perfect son joke

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DATE: Aug. 8, 2017, 10:07 a.m.

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  1. A: I have the perfect son.
  2. B: Does he smoke?
  3. A: No, he doesn't.
  4. B: Does he drink whiskey?
  5. A: No, he doesn't.
  6. B: Does he ever come home late?
  7. A: No, he doesn't.
  8. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
  9. A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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