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*SUPERB_ Definitions*
*_Wonderfully described definitions......._*
*CIGARETTE:*
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
*MARRIAGE:*
It's an agreement
wherein a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
*LECTURE:*
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
*CONFERENCE:*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
*COMPROMISE:*
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
*TEARS:*
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
*DICTIONARY:*
A place where divorce comes before marriage
*CONFERENCE ROOM:*
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
*CLASSIC:*
A book which people praise, but never read
*SMILE:*
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight!
*OFFICE:*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
*ETC:*
A sign to make others believe
that you know
more than you actually do.
*COMMITTEE:*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
*EXPERIENCE:*
The name men give
to their Mistakes
*ATOM BOMB:*
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
*DIPLOMAT:*
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
*OPPORTUNIST:*
A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls
into a river
*MISER:*
A person who lives poor so that
he can die RICH!
*FATHER:*
A banker provided by nature
*CRIMINAL:*
A guy no different
from the other,unless he gets caught
*BOSS:*
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.
*POLITICIAN:*
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later.
*DOCTOR:*
A person who kills
your ills in by pills,
and kills you by his bills!
Have a blessed weekend.
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