23. What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
24. What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
25. What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every day.
26. Why was the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.
27. What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
28. What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh.
29. Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless.
30. What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop.
