We received your warning and after deliberations have decided in our usual manner to hit the nail on the head, rather than beat about the bush. Most, if not all, cable service providers have made it possible to watch different things in different locations of the house with a service called "Dual view". Why you threaten us with gender based violence, we don't know when there's a simple solution to this quandary. Pay that extra amount and we will surely leave you with your remotes while we hold on to ours. It is also baffling because while you claim not to watch these channels, you are intimate with the names of the people shown there. We promise to keep your supply of snacks and booze flowing but only if you use the option we've suggested. Thanks.
