It all started when our uber geek, Bill Brasky, woke up in a swamp. It was the sixth time it had happened. Feeling excessively worried, Bill Brasky poked a dull pencil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly cheered up by the Hamtaro theme song, he realized that his beloved iPad was missing! Immediately he called his favorite rape victim, Leroy Jenkins. Bill Brasky had known Leroy Jenkins for (plus or minus) 200,000 years, the majority of which were striking ones. Leroy Jenkins was unique. She was attractive though sometimes a little... selfish. Bill Brasky called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.
