Three Pastors in the South were having lunch in a diner.
One said “Ya know, since summer started I have been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.”
“I have tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.”
Another said “Yea, me too. I have got hundreds living in my belfry and in the Narthex attic.”
I have even had the place fumigated, and they will not go away.”
The third said, “I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Have not seen one back since!!!”
