The sometimes delicate, always materialistic, often complicated and usually bitchy flowers of the female species. They vary from outright to downright hideous with excess hair and cycloptic. On the bright side, a common ground most share is that they are traditional and feminine. They like dinner dates, they want to being picked up, they enjoy wearing dresses and heels — essentially they embrace being a woman. Many live at home with their parents and learned how to cook and clean the tables from their elders. They care about their appearances so much so that they fear leaving the house without looking their best — be it make up, hair, heels, or that expensive dress. They tend to hang out in large groups of other Persian girls and bounce around town in these flocks. Although not my cup of tea, I know a substantial population of men find them sexy and desirable, yet are left clueless on how to bed one. To ring in the Persian New Year, I thought what better way to celebrate than a quick nuts and bolts guide I put together on how to bang a Persian girl click on the image for the full version. However, where it differs is you have to put forth some old school traditional game. You make all the plans, you pick her up, you are the man in this relationship. In a way, it falls into a bit of. Style is very important. You pay for everything. Private Man Persian Game: The same as Persian Game above, except you add in an aura of being very private. In her eyes, at least. These girls care about reputation more than anything, and you have to mitigate the fear of them being deemed a slut. Traditional Persian Jew: This is a sliding scale as there is no magic question that determines whether she is or is not a TPJ. You are the wonderful man that is going to show her what America is really like, including its sexual liberation. You treat her like a foreigner that is just visiting — take her to tourist spots, show her around town, fun restaurants. You still need to have some Persian Game, but it can be lightened up. Reassure her that this is the way it happens in America, sex is common and expected among people that are attracted and like each other. Blowjobs are fun and exciting! Conclusion As I mentioned these are generalizations. Inevitably there is always that random slut who lives at home and cooks , yet will ground and pound any dick in sight. While it takes a bit of tweaking to your game e. Read Next: muzzy Drama.. She was quite lol…score 1 for the guys bita What are you on about??? You make no sense what so ever…. Desperate to learn how to get a woman…any woman, and when they fail…again, it must be somethin wrong with her. Get Some Help little boy. I am sure a Persian girl must have broken your heart badly but you deserve to be dumped over and over by Iranian girls…and women all over the globe! Bita Who cares you short small pricked freak. Seek medical help immediately you sad, ignorant, unworldly fucktard! Better still crawl back up your mums skanky smelly cunt. Everything I have I worked for, not my mummy or daddy, like you. I live in London with my own flat and my own bike and I pay to go to the best restaurants as a treat to myself. Stick to your pigs and their wrinkles who will fuck around behind your back and lick their piggy nipples and shit smeared cunts. Never heard so much hate towards woman, let alone beautiful Irainian woman in my life. You sad, sad, LITTLE man. It truly sounds like jealousy, and one too many rejections, otherwise why bother. I really think you all should stay away from woman full stop as there is something seriously wrong with you lot and your hate. Never been called annoying before. You seem to have a problem with a woman having an opinion, nothing to do with being irainian you dumbass. Let me guess, your short with a small dick who spends most of his time wanking over the internet…. Never had a single English, or European man, any. Go and wank some more you Sad, ignorant, spotty twat! Sara This attitude always worked for me…. You never quite know who will turn out to be a slut muslim or prude coptic christian. Thats why my game is usually all over the place with chicks from this region. I once flagged a chick just by showing off knowledge of the Koran, and for another girl, I had to pretend I was an atheist. If someone could please layout a standardized game plan for these girls, by all means, do it!! I do admire their culture and have many friends and colleagues of Persian descent. Let me offer a couple of other tips that seem to get a generally positive response — learn a few lines of Persian poetry — in English. Another is show some knowledge of Persian history. The Roman Empire had a perpetual war with Persia for hundreds of years. Be able to challenge some of the historical myths like the CIA killing whatshisname back after WWII. Most but not all Persians we get in the US seem to be upper class so act classy — there are universal characteristics to aristocracy — so DHV in terms she should understand. But it is not a secret that the CIA and MI6 overthrew the democratically elected President of Iran. He went on to live 15 more years or so after the Shah was installed. Also I know 300 distorted a lot of peoples views of the greco-persian wars, but if you try to make fun of the persians for losing that battle you will be blown out of the water. The persians actually crushed the the Spartans and their alliances with the other city states. I had a ltr with a persian. It was good time for the most part. She was beautiful and had one of the best bodies on this planet. But she did have that persian hook on her noise, although not as bad as most. I would date a persian again if I found another hot one BIGINJAPAN I have to say that is the first time I have ever heard of this. He was elected by the people in a democratic election. No politician can enrich anyone but tax feeders. Best they can hope for, is getting the heck out of the way of people wanting to enrich themselves. Which is, of course, pining for going from ashes to fire. While in reality, given the choice between the Mullahs and Eurostyly totalitarian progressivism, who cares? Whitehall BIGINJAPAN, Are you a bang-able Persian female, 7 or higher? As I noted in my original post, show some interest and knowledge of Persian history and culture and you earn instant respect and DHV. Gee Dude, a really good book to read about some of the hairy shit that happened in the Middle East is called Confessions of an Economic Hitman by John Perkins. Also, the regime there does not reflect the true nature of how people in the country think. First of all your profile name is pretty telling as to your general opinion of people from the middle east, muslim or not. I despise the nickname muzzy for muslims typically used by conservative christians, like yourself. Success exists outside of the west, believe it or not. You conservatives want a small government, so when Christian Americans are successful it is all by their own making. You write like an ignorant buffoon, I am very confident you are one. Iran is the local name of the country Persia…. Iran was picked by the late king of Iran 60 yrs ago as the new name to be used on maps, but Persian remained Persian. Get that in your ignorant brain. J Flores Girls from the Balkans Serbia, Romania look and often act just like Persian girls — even Herodotus in 450bc noted that the Persians and Greeks were no different in appearance. This is a geographic and class issue, with elements of culture. But come the easiest would be the jewish n atheist crowd since they have no hang ups about sex jewish n muzzy typical look for ltr hence why they usually stick with theur group n r materilstic.. When Sharia Law is done away with the females of that culture will rank as one of the worst demographic of women a man could waste his time on. And knowing bhagali polo good dish and kebab will also help greatly. Persian girls in LA are the hottest anywhere. I moved out of the country 4 years ago for many reasons and girls there was one of the biggest one! They openly talk about landi
