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DATE: May 17, 2016, 5:32 a.m.

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  1. What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
  2. (The crane!)
  3. What's noisier than a whooping crane?
  4. (A trumpeting swan!)
  6. Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
  7. (Yes, it cracked me up!)
  9. What bird is with you at every meal?
  10. (A swallow!)
  12. What bird is always sad?
  13. (The blue jay!)
  15. What do you call a bird in the winter?
  16. (Brrr-d!)
  18. Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
  19. Clerk: How many birds do you have?
  20. Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!
  22. Knock Knock!
  23. Who's there?
  24. Kook!
  25. Kook who?
  26. Don't call me cuckoo!
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