Hey, wait, let me get it on this! So what do I need up in heaven? Are there going to be ASICs and FPGAs, or will it just be pouring bitcoins? The latter would seem kind of boring. If what that other guy says is true - that bitcoins are useless in heaven - it's all going to be pointless.
I mean, sure, it's heaven, so everything is pointless because it is heaven so nothing can ever be wrong therefore everything is pointless. But I think that's the point anyway.
As long as there's still internet up there - 1BTC, here I come!