5 Train Jokes

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DATE: Nov. 3, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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  1. 1.- I went for a walk along the railroad tracks, but then I suddenly felt run down.
  3. 2.- I used to be a railway engineer but I kept losing my train of thought and going down the wrong track.
  5. 3.- A young man has just told me about a great offer on railway buffers. Apparently, it's an end of line sale.
  7. 4.- I like to share a train pun or one-liner. I've always been driven by the joy of monorails.
  9. 5.- Well, one thing I'll say about ticket inspectors is that you've certainly got to hand it to them.
  11. One bonus joke ;)
  13. 6.- Anyone who steals a train would definitely have a locomotive.
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