| Spent the last 4 years looking for my wife's killer... |
Dec. 5, 2015, 3:04 a.m. |
| I asked my North Korean friend how it was there... |
Dec. 5, 2015, 2:58 a.m. |
| I haven't slept for 3 days... |
Dec. 5, 2015, 2:56 a.m. |
| My girlfriend started smoking... |
Dec. 5, 2015, 2:55 a.m. |
| it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:42 p.m. |
| I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:40 p.m. |
| A compter once beat me at chess... |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:36 p.m. |
| I tried to catch fog yesterday... |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:33 p.m. |
| Someone stole my mood ring!!! |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:32 p.m. |
| How does one think the unthinkable? |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:31 p.m. |
| I took the shell off my racing snail... |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:24 p.m. |
| What did the pirate say when he turned 80? |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:21 p.m. |
| Want to hear a word I just made up? |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:20 p.m. |
| I have a genetic dispositon for diarrhea. |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:17 p.m. |
| Women only think I'm ugly until they find out how much money I make! |
Dec. 4, 2015, 4:11 p.m. |
