| I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." |
Oct. 21, 2015, 11:46 a.m. |
| I wrote a song, |
Oct. 21, 2015, 11:41 a.m. |
| I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. |
Oct. 21, 2015, 11:36 a.m. |
| Seeing |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:56 a.m. |
| If you shoot a mime... |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:32 a.m. |
| I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:27 a.m. |
| On the other hand, |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:26 a.m. |
| The Nobel Peace prize... |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:24 a.m. |
| I'm going to be spontaneous! |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:22 a.m. |
| Soaring Eagles |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:20 a.m. |
| If Barbie is so popular... |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:20 a.m. |
| I intend to live forever |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:19 a.m. |
| When everything is coming your way |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:18 a.m. |
| Invisible Ink |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:17 a.m. |
| I almost had a psychic girlfriend... |
Oct. 21, 2015, 1:16 a.m. |
