Flirty funny jokes


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  1. ❤Flirty funny jokes
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  5. I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit. Howard you like a big kiss. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE. Deer run too fast. How did I piece. Aadrvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles. You will make her see how much you are into her when you tell her you have missed her. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower.
  6. Top Funny Flirty Knock Knock Jokes For Him - A cool sense of humor instigates women to get to know you better and helps men to slowly creep into their lives as someone who cares! Do you work for Domino's?
  7. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that? In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions. You see them and they make you cry. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. I mean male or female? Deer run too fast. Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. Anonymous A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay? You're getting mayo all over my bed! When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?

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