How To Impress a Girl in a minute
1) Choose a girl of your level (I mean if you are a ugly troll then don’t go thinking that you can impress a girl like Katrina Kaif or Elisha Cuthbert after reading this article, I will not be responsible for the slaps and cases that may follow).
2) When you find the girl that you like, go over and talk (girls don’t like shy men and overgrown babies who still believe in cooties).
3) Now you are on the clock, studies have shown that a female brain will only entertain a male if he makes an interesting gesture in the first 10 secs. Always open the conversation with a simple hi or hello don’t go opening your mouth with “Yo” or “Wassup” (trust me in this case cause I have tried and the girl though that I was high or something). Also always look a girl in her eyes. Even if she doesn’t like you, she will still remember you. (I base this on a sentence from Valkyrie, Before the guy gets executed the officer tells him to look into the eyes of the shooter before they shoot him, because then he will be remembered by them) Of course in this case you are not going to die but you still will be remembered.
4) Ask a simple and a cheesy question for e.g. About her tuition classes… Or make up a place where you saw her. If she answers with a simple “yes” or a place, without a smile or an expression then she is not interested or she has a boyfriend (that’s the end of the line for you dum dum) Move to the next girl. But if you get the answer with a smile or an enthusiastic behavior it means that she is interested in talking to you (I am still not claiming she doesn’t have a boyfriend)
5) This happens in time span of 20 secs, Now next step is not to ask her name (though us boys being experts on background checks already know it) Now if she likes English phrases or is fluent in the language… Throw around some sarcastic jokes. Make her smile always try to relate to an incident that happened in front of you or if you saw someone funny. Don’t come on too strong though. Don’t crack desperate jokes like Chandler (F.R.I.E.N.D.S) or act all Barneyish (How I Met Your Mother). Keep it cool. Keep it simple. Keep it funny.
6) Now that you have made her laugh (in a normal and an un-threatened way) it’s time to start a normal conversation. Now a few pointers, you have already told her where you saw her, don’t ask “what, why” questions about the place where you saw her. It’s always good to come off as the good guy and not the stalker (trust me cause if you become the stalker then its likely going to get you a meeting with one of her guy friends). Start about the upcoming exams (always gets a person a talking) Share some info that you think she might not know, for example, the date of an Entrance Exam… Or date of a form submission. (if you are not sure about it then start as “there is a rumor that…”) She will confirm it.
7) If you get this far then you are in (not in the vulgar way idiot). Now saying bye is where it matters. If you like the girl and she tells you to stick around, please don’t. Make up some excuse, and get the hell out of there. Why? Because like I said let her remember you. So the next time, you don’t have to read this article but the next time she will just say hi (and do most of the talking herself) Now back to saying good bye. It is a very crucial part of conversation. When you give her a hint that you are leaving say this “It was nice talking to you + NAME”. She will ask for yours. Please answer with your name, plain and simple. Don’t use hyper tones in saying your name, don’t crack jokes on your name and say it with dignity. She will remember your name exactly the way you say it. In the rare case that you don’t know her name now is the time to ask. But ask her like this “It was nice talking to you?” at the end of the sentence put a question mark look on your face. She will tell you with a sweet smile. Then? Leave. Say a simple bye followed with “see you around sometimes” wait for her to reply. Take two steps, turn around smile and wave bye. (Now please don’t look back again or else you are going to seem like a weirdo)
8) Start a conversation with her. Just say “Hi” and take it from there. Don’t be too questionable about her life, but talk about everyday things with her. obviously she’ll ignore you when you ask, and so maybe she’ll think your trying to be nosy, but don’t ask at least just say |”Hi”
9) Get to know her. She wants you to like her for what she is. Not just because she’s beautiful. This will take sometime to know her to a pretty good level. be remarkable to her, she’ll surely need to know if your are capable to be trusted of your actions.
10) Be playful, funny and have a sense of humor. Don’t be embarrassed and shy of her. Be confident and join into conversations with her.
11) Be playful, funny and have a sense of humor. Don’t be embarrassed and shy of her. Be confident and join into conversations with her.
12) Be charming. Guys can turn on the charm when girls are around and then turn it off when they’re not around. Don’t do this. Instead, focus on being charming all the time, and you won’t have to worry about being two different people to guys and girls. Plus, more guys will probably want to be friends with you because they like your personality.
13) Make friends. Making friends is a social sign that you have a lot to offer, and that people generally like you. If you don’t have too many friends and don’t want to make more, that’s fine. But if you’re a social guy and you enjoy the company of others, put yourself out there and start making friends. She’ll see the attention you’re getting from other people and wonder what she’s missing.
14) Make sure you’re clean and put-together. Girls, for the most part, like guys who are clean, smell good, and aren’t constantly sweating. Guys, for the most part, don’t care about these things as much. So, listen up, guys: If you want to impress a girl, you’re going to have to pay attention to how clean you are.
15) Have good style. Clothes can be expensive, and buying them can be a hassle. But even if you don’t have a lot of money to spend on clothes, you can still take care to look your best. Style isn’t about money at all. Style is about working well with what you already have.
16) Start talking with her and being around her. In order for this special girl to be impressed by you, she has to notice you. Your connection with her doesn’t have to happen right away, so don’t do anything really dramatic like fight someone just to get her attention. It will probably take some time for her to get really comfortable around you, so put your head down and don’t get sad if you don’t see immediate results.
17) Do fun things together. Even if it’s not 1-on-1, being with her in a fun environment will help you bond closer together. If you don’t think she’s comfortable doing stuff with just you, then get a group together and invite her along. Make sure you two share some great moments together; at the very least, it will give you something to talk about with her.
