Cheating

SUBMITTED BY: davy73

DATE: Jan. 15, 2016, 11:28 p.m.

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  1. "I've been cheating on you," I said to my girlfriend.
  3. She said, "Really? Honestly? You lousy bastard."
  5. "And furthermore," I said, "she says I am fucking amazing in bed."
  7. "Fucking hell, Bob," she said, "You silly bastard, you had me going there for a minute as well."
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