When I was 15 years old and I went to shit all the time as byatya-casually spun around jerk and kept asking what you've calmed down, why you can not hear? The first time I did not answer, so he began pounding on the door and yelling that you're there silent, what's wrong? began to swear and say that all door hinges lift, also, Dad swore if I shit and do not wash off, and not just fucking vkontse and immediately after vylezanija poop, motivated by the fact that it stinks, and he then said to me: So I Kaknau and wash off, and you do so!
One day I sat down to shit and hear Dad stood at the door somewhere in the distance, so I wiped my ass, and sat down on the floor nakarachiki, and there is very wide gap below the door, so I look into the slot, and there Dad on Karachik sits and stares into the slot, and said to me: you're human? fucker? Why are you doing there?
Dad by the way all the time any herbs drinks to often to shit, shit 5 times a day, and then says that the ass is burning, and he even fart. fucking short!
the real story. I do not troll
