2018th


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DATE: Dec. 3, 2013, 2:43 p.m.

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  1. 2018th
  2. So ... The year is the 2018th. Plain Bulgarian home.
  3. - Dad, can I use the $ 99 from your card? You pay for a book.
  4. - And what is this book?
  5. - Uh-uh, this ... Vazov - "Under the Yoke".
  6. - Why buy it? We have it!
  7. - Really? In which directory?
  8. - What directory? Here there - a bookcase ...
  9. - Ugh! That's classic paper book!
  10. - So? At your age just read this book.
  11. - At your age, your age, blah blah ...! ... There is no search engine! What do you think will make my quotes? And no audio effects! Neither animatsiyki ... just text! At least I could change its font ... But are you all right? At school, everyone mocking me! Sam read her .......
  12. - Okay! Get DVD. I bought it about 15 years ago.
  13. - Kakvoooo? DVD?? And how do you think will read this an antique? Better to sell technical and scientific museum! Hey you little more to offer me a Vazov perfolenta!
  14. - If you're so smart himself searching the net and download it!
  15. - Free download book?
  16. - To me! How could it? Vazov's books for a long time do not have copyrights ... somewhere will have.
  17. - Come on, Dad! In your time - at the beginning of the century may well have been. Do not you know that it has been 5 years since the American Association of Publishers of books holds the copyright of virtually all books of all time. Or do you imprisoned by a dissenter?
  18. - Is that Vazov not American! What do American publishers?
  19. - Who cares! Dad, you're not accidentally antiglobalizers!?
  20. - Of course not! But, my son, how can you spend $ 100 for a single file? Better ask someone from the upper class to Menke files.
  21. - Aha! But if you give me all Vazov where you read it?
  22. - How and when? They - their copy with them, and you yours - at home!
  23. - Hey you sick! Book can be read only company which was acquired. And access code there will be another ... In short, Daddy, let your money! I'll buy a normal book.
  24. - Okay, here's the password for one of the $ 99 withdrawal from our account in our time ... $ 100 they had money ...
  25. - October Downloaded. Thanks.
  26. - Well, give me look! And ... what are these pictures? Such a novel would
  27. - Zadrastenyak! So these are the banners! No banners book worth 699 dollars.
  28. Open the file was dotted with flashing message "Axe Proffessional, 2018 - modern laser ax grinding", "Beauty? Rada In Gospozhina? - Will not allow to become a grandmother", "torture your problems? Helplines? Munch? "," credit! We provide! Low rates! ";" HADJIMARKO.COM "- concealing drug traffickers and terrorists and all points on the globe ...
  29. - Son, what is it - the text of the novel is not visible at all!? You should wait a banner to disappear?
  30. - You seemed to fall from the moon! Has to wait until the second coming! The text should be read with special glasses. Without them see only ads!
  31. - What was that?
  32. - So how why? To no one except the one who has paid the book to read. Imagine that I pay for the book, and someone else - without paying anything can also read ...
  33. - Simplicity! And if I also put my glasses?
  34. - Ha, shall be in danger! The file is set up only for my glasses. Other glasses have a different code.
  35. - OK! Let me these glasses to look through them ...
  36. - How will you watch? Glasses will not recognize a pupil. Besides the message that a carer glasses, nothing else to see. Come on, Dad, do not bother me with your bullshit ... should quickly read the novel before my license expired, or that otherwise need to supplement the file or it will erase itself ... I do not mind, I read ...
  37. 3 hours later ....
  38. - Yuk!, End! I read it!
  39. - How to read it! The whole book? "Under the Yoke"?
  40. - Yeah! And faster I would read it if it were not advertising breaks every half hour.
  41. - However, do not believe you. Who, for example Chorbadji Micho Beyzadeto?
  42. - Who's Who?
  43. - Oh, all right! Who Boycho Ognyanov? What is Hadji Rehoboam?
  44. - Ae is embarrassing! How do I know who they are? I just read Home Edition version. I knew only that someone Ognyanov kill a Turk with a green turban and then hiding in the woods ... For everyone else has to read in the Professional version or directly in Enterprise Edition. But we have so much money!
  45. - M, yes, just mad. Where to go world!
  46. - Gone already! He had to think 15 years ago. That earlier ...

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