What you can do to get money.
1. Ask your Mom. No?
2. Ask your Dad. No?
3. Ask your sister or brother. No?
4. Ask your neighbor. No?
5. You can donate blood. No you can't donation its free its not gonna work for you.
6. You can sell your kidney. No, no i'm kidding:)))) Don't sell it you need it for later :)
7. Well you can drink beer, collect all cans bring it to depot and get few bucks. Oh yeh you don't have money for beer :) Shit it's not gonna work for you.
8. Ok real deal, go in back yard, dig big hole in the middle collect worms, bring it to the rive, lake, sea or swimming pool and sell it to the fisherman's. Yehh that's business plan :)
9. About that big hole, fill with water, drop couple frogs inside, neighbor cat and dog (anyway you hate them). After few weeks all animals starts reproducing and you can sell it for schools labs.
10. Ok ok now it's a real deal. Go in bank ask for biggest credit what you can get. Cash out all money, buy ticket to the mexico buy little shack on the beach, burn your passport, call yourself Alechandro and done. You have full pockets of money, just small minus, no friends no family, but f...k that you rich like m.....ker. :))))))))
I hope-sou it help you to get RICH
P.S. Peace BRO your single friend "Master of richness"
