Toilet Paper JOKE


SUBMITTED BY: ExcellentCockraoch

DATE: Aug. 12, 2020, 6:14 a.m.

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  1. *******Toilet Paper JOKE*********
  2. What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
  3. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!
  4. What do you do when your cat's dead? Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
  5. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
  6. How is life like toilet paper? You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
  7. What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum!

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