Strokin' off JOKE


SUBMITTED BY: ExcellentCockraoch

DATE: Aug. 12, 2020, 6:16 a.m.

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  1. *******JOKE ON CONDOM****
  2. What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?
  3. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
  4. What is Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
  5. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
  6. What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!
  7. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off!
  8. What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.

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