| Sam Levenson |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Groucho Marx |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Groucho Marx |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| George Burns |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Will Rogers |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Noel Coward |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Ambrose Bierce |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Joe Martin |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Winston Churchill |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Abraham Lincoln |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Barry LePatner |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Unknown Author |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Chinese Proverb |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Alfred Adler |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
| Harold Stephens |
9 years, 16 weeks and 2 days |
